May 24, 2005
"...Scene 21:
Squire: ' They're nervous, sire '
ARTHUR: ' Then we'd best leave them here
and
carry on on foot. Dis-mount! '
TIM: '
Behold the cave of Caerbannog! '
ARTHUR: ' Right! Keep me covered. '
Squire: ' What with? '
ARTHUR: ' Just keep me covered. '
TIM: '
Too late! '
[chord]
ARTHUR: ' What? '
TIM: ' There he is! '
ARTHUR: ' Where? '
TIM: ' There! '
ARTHUR: ' What, behind the rabbit? '
TIM: ' It is the rabbit! '
ARTHUR: ' You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. '
ROBIN: ' You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! '
TIM: ' Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's
a killer! '
Arthur: ' Get stuffed! '
TIM: ' It'll do you a trick, mate! '
Arthur: ' Oh, yeah? '
ROBIN: You manky Scot's git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the
bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin'
right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I did it again!
TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew
it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't
it? Well, it's always the same, I always--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: --But do they listen to me?--
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: -Oh, no--
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!
TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
Squire: Gawain.
Knight: Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal
assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor..."
-Part of Scene 21 from the film,
"Monty Python and The Holy Grail",
where a revisionist version of Arthur
has a tougher time dealing with Lagomorpha
than a certain President from Plains.
To All,
Don't you just love it when a few U.S. Senators try their hand at film remakes?
:
Run
Away, Run Awaaayyy!:
In popular music it is said that fish gotta swim, and birds gotta fly. So it
should surprise no one that Senate "centrists" would sell out all principles but
those that would preserve personal privilege. As such, last night's "Deal of The
Century" on the Democrat's judicial filibuster was just about as predictable as
the moon and the tides (or at least the vote tallies in Barnstable County,
Massachusetts).
But the results of the agreement signed will reverberate across the political
spectrum for months to come.
For example, the Democrat leadership is going to have to somehow persuade
pro-abortion activists that they were going to lose the vote on cloture if they
intend to stay in Nan Aaron's and Ralph Neas' good graces. (Buena suerte.).
Likewise the Republican leadership is going to have convince conservatives (Even
the normally centrist Hugh Hewitt has shown more than a bit of reservation over
a deal largely brokered by John McCain) that all of the moderates needed to hold
the Republican Majority were going to bolt from the fold despite all
admonishments. (Easier to prove given past history, but infuriating
nonetheless.).
Given that neither base will accept this kind of "splaining" on so critical an
issue for long, the two leadership groups will most likely begin touting that
what was gotten for the deal was the best possible outcome for it's side (What
is known in the business as "half a loaf is better than none"). Since this kind
of deal-making tends to sell best with the "corporate" donors so prized by each
party, business as usual (to paraphrase Senator Lindsey Graham) will
continue for the foreseeable future.
Now, while it may be a bit early to figure on all the winners and losers, a
"first slice" review might allow for the following-
WINNER- President Bush, who has just gotten six important
judicial nominees past a four year bottleneck.
WINNER- Senate Republican Political Capital Account, which
is being replenished at a time when it faces a large
draw-down over possible future Supreme Court
nominees ( What some could call the "reasonable-
ness" factor).
WINNER- Senate Democrat tactic of filibustering opposition
judges, thus largely preserving the current activist
bent of the Federal Judiciary and maximizing
their ability to influence the country under the
current electoral circumstances.
WINNER- Lamestream Media, who can still overawe, cajole,
and otherwise seduce Seasoned Solons despite a
record of late that includes Rathergate, the collective
works of the New York Times, and Newsday's own
sensitivity found in it's coverage of religion.
LOSER- John McCain. The Republican base, so important
in Presidential Primaries, will never forgive him. Maybe
the Reform Party will have him.
LOSER- Ben Nelson. When (not if) Harry Reid and the Senate
Liberals filibuster the next judicial nominee not
covered by the Agreement, the payback in
2006 is going to be "expensive" in the least.
LOSER- The Federal Judiciary. Positions in the Appellate
Courts will go unfilled, which means a bogged down
system and a workload for judges that would choke
Secretariat. In addition, a judiciary so independent
as to defy being held accountable to the people in
a democratic republic is just asking for it (electoral
reform, that is.).
LOSER, HONORABLE MENTION-
Senator Susan Collins, deal signatory- Perhaps
Portsmouth Naval Shipyard can be converted into
some kind of summertime water ride, once the
BRAC committees have their say.
Senator Joe Lieberman, deal signatory- Ditto, for
the sub school at Groton.
As all parties involved leak what they thought the "intent" of the dealmakers
was, a clearer picture of the agreement's limits will be available for activists
eventually. Given that time will be needed to study the full implications of the
deal, it is best that one does not resort to that "Holy Hand Grenade" of
politics that is otherwise known as a revolt of the base. Stay tuned.
Story
link may be found at:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050524/D8A99NOG0.html
Push Me, Pull You:
It seems that Illinois' Governor Blagojevich has an interesting choice to make
in the near future, if the reporting in the Chicago Sun-Times is accurate.
Recent actions by Pro-Second Amendment legislators in the Illinois Legislature
has produced a bill that would accept the burden of back-round checks at gun
shows for a reduction of the time that Illinois police officials can "hang on"
to gun records (The new legislation calls for firearms sales records to be
destroyed after 90 days, rather than go into Mayor Daley's "Sue 'Em 'Til They Go
Broke" filing cabinet.).
But the dilemma is that Blagojevich is warning that he will veto the
legislation, despite the probability of pro-gun forces coming up with enough
votes to over-ride his little red pencil. It seems that he prizes a database
that can be used as a party favor to The Boys in Chicago more than regulating
private party transfers by law-abiding
citizens.
Now, it is well known that Blagojevich is having troubles of late (20% approval
ratings are nothing to sneeze at.). But it should be no mystery as to why he is
in the tank (literally) when he is more focused on harassing hunters and
law-abiding gun-owners than, for example, enforcing transparent governmental
contracting procedures in the Windy City. Perhaps he is best advised to just
fold his hand after this latest "check-raise" by the firearms rights movement.
Otherwise, he might just find himself going home in dressed only in a rain
barrel and a smile in the near future.
Story
link may be found at:
http://www.suntimes.com/output/commentary/cst-edt-edits22.html#
Ya
Think?:
Observation of The Year kudos goes to Bill Gertz in a recent "Inside The Ring"
column found at gertzfile.com.
In an item on the activities of those trying to raise funds to purchase
long-range shooting gear for American troops in Iraq and Pakistan, Gertz quotes
Brian Sain of Americansniper.org on the following:
"...'The military is finding its troops are experienced in
using armored convoys but lack knowledge about using
snipers against insurgents'...he said. ' In a war, you need
people that know how to shoot'...".
Now, if
only that sentiment could be properly absorbed by the gun control movement, then
the long range shooting movement could be safeguarded for the foreseeable
future.
Story may
be found at:
http://www.gertzfile.com/gertzfile/InsidetheRing.html
Picking and Choosing:
Early in January of 2005, California's hunters were confronted with the specter
of a ban on traditional lead ammunition for the sake of safeguarding the
recovery of the California Condor. Only an intense lobbying effort by the
state's hunters and firearms activists halted a precipitous ban concocted by the
professional environmentalist movement.
Likewise San Francisco's electrical power customers face the possibility of
future electrical shortages should an environmentalist lawsuit close down a host
of Altamont wind generators over the deaths of eagles and hawks. Like hunters,
the citizens of San Francisco will have to join the political process if they
wish to avoid a severe diminishment of their lifestyle.
The key link between the two cases lies in the presentation by environmental
activists that even the harm to a few protected local birds is too much, let alone the
threat to migratory populations of other Federally-protected raptors. Key
activities such as hunting, target shooting, and electrical power generation are
to take a back seat to species protection, no matter the cost, practicality, and
prognosis of long-term success.
But in a Los Angeles Times article of May 22, 2005, writer Marla Cone reports
that the recovery effort for bald eagles on Santa Catalina is running up against
a brick wall made up of a combination of competing animal and habitat
restoration projects that don't have the money and manpower assets needed to
help insure
the Catalina eagle recovery effort. A draft governmental report recommending the termination of the
eagle recovery effort is being proposed, given the low probability of a success
measured in the ability to remove an estimated 100 tons of DDT from the sea
floor as well as the ability to eliminate the need for human intervention in the
eagle's existence.
Cone notes that the primary cost driver for the eagle recovery effort is the
presence of DDT on an ocean floor dump site off of Palos Verdes that dates back
to the 1940's. Fish that are contaminated with DDT are allegedly finding their
way into the eagle's diet, casting negative prospects on the ability of the eagles
to reproduce without massive human intervention. (Cone does not explain how
bottom fish are getting close enough to the surface to be caught by eagles, nor
how fish that exist at shallower depths are becoming contaminated from DDT on
the ocean's floor. Cone does note that the human intervention in the Catalina
eagles case extends to eggs being removed from nests and relocated to facilities
in San Francisco.).
Interestingly enough, environmental scientists and groups are divided on the
value of the Catalina eagle recovery effort. University scientists are on both
sides of the draft plan, and even such groups as Santa Monica's "Heal The Bay"
are speaking of only supporting those recovery efforts that have a high
probability of success. Otherwise, there is the intimation that settlement funds
previously adjudicated for the eagle recovery should be diverted instead to
other efforts.
If all will remember, the environmentalist movement vociferously opposed the Bush
Administration's re-introduction of cost-benefit analysis on environmental
remediation proposals during the 2000 and 2004 Election cycles. And as noted
before, they tried to ban ammunition despite the negative cost-benefit of the
condor program .Yet in 2005, they are trying to redirect environmental
settlement funds to more "promising" efforts using (what else?), cost benefit
analysis.
It does not matter whether one ascribes truly sinister attributes to the
environmental movement, or just some of the individuals within the movement
itself. Nor does it matter if it was only "accidental, but with good intentions"
that the Green Movement generates the kinds of unintended consequences that we
are seeing with these particular efforts. But what does matter is that there is
such a track record from the environmentalist movement so as to justify a
healthy skepticism when they "cry wolf" in the future. This would,
deservedly so, extend to environmentalist opposition to the Endangered Species
Act reforms being proposed by Congressman Richard Pombo. Without meaningful
reform of the ESA, the chances of further misuse of environmental recovery
efforts may threaten hunters and firearms owners again in the future. Stay
tuned.
Story may
be found at:
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-eagles22may22,
1,6146925.story?page=1&ctrack=1&cset=true&
coll=la-headlines-pe-california
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