June 23, 2004
"...I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined
black
Got a little lady...walk the street
Tellin' all the boy that she cain't be
beat
Twenny dollah bill (I can set you
straight)
Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late
Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I
sell....."
-Partial
Lyrics from the song
"Willie The Pimp", by Frank
Zappa, from the album
"Hot Rats" (1969)
To All,
It seems that the old saw about "putting
lipstick on a pig" has a certain relevance these days, what with the release
of the latest Presidential "autobiography":
"...I Survived The Clinton
Administration, But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt...":
The BBC is reporting about a
television interview given by Former President Bill Clinton as he begins to
promote his autobiography "My Life".
In a widely covered outburst, Mr. Clinton
vented all over BBC Presenter David Dimbleby after being asked about the why's
and wherefore's of his affair with Monica Lewinsky. Essentially, Clinton
blamed the media for only focusing on himself, instead of putting Former
Special Prosecuter Ken Starr under the Inquisitional Blowtorch (It is rumored
that the latest in a long line of skin grafts, applied to Ken Starr's
derriere, have finally been successful after his having been made an object of
media "indifference" during the late 90's).
But Clinton's stated concern over the fate of
some "...little people from Arkansas..." would probably come off a little more
sincere if Clinton himself had demonstrated some of the same kind of concern
for "little people" in general. This not only goes past the fate of Billy
Dale, as pointed out by Tony Snow on Fox News last night. For example, he
would appear more sincere if Clinton had demonstrated a more contemporary
concern for the Children of Waco, just prior to their incineration as a result
of government action. Likewise in the case of Elian Gonzalez, whose extended
family were treated to a dynamic entry courtesy of Raider Reno's DOJ.
Now, this is not to say that the former
President was totally unbelievable during his BBC interview. He did report
that he was consigned to a couch, rather than remain with the First Lady after
ultimately admitting to the Lewinsky Affair. After all, it was well
established that the Lincoln Bedroom, along with all the other guest rooms in
the White House, was booked up well until the end of 2000. But, for the most
part, the redirection of the BBC interview's topic from civil perjury toward
marital infidelity has been a Clinton SOP since the now-famous "wagging
finger" press conference-cum-denial.
Now, it is also clear that this type of
controversy is made for the selling of books. Whether the Dimbleby interview
was a set-up (Dick Morris noted that Dimbleby was not as likely to be familiar
with all of the Clinton story as American aficionados of the political
scene.). Whether Clinton's taking umbrage at the media is contrived or not
remains to be seen. But what is clear is that the Remaking of a Presidency is
now in full swing. What is more, historical revisionism could be the order of
the day unless it is opposed by those with a thorough knowledge of what Life
in the 1990's was about. It is up to the rest of us to keep the record
straight.
Story basis may be found at:
Amen:
Birmingham News Outdoor Columnist Mike Bolton
wrote yesterday about the controversy over the use of an SKS in the killing of
three police officers recently. Bolton notes that the burial of one officer,
Carlos Owen, was attended by over 700 uniformed officers.
Firearms activists are familiar with the SKS.
It's 7.62 x 39 mm cartridge is roughly comparable to the ubiquitous .30-.30,
though domestically-made soft point rounds would be more appropriate for brush
hunting situations involving white tail deer. Though a type of military
semi-automatic, it's normal variant with a fixed magazine capacity exempts it
from restriction under the soon-to-expire 1994 ban on Flash suppressors,
Bayonet Lugs, and Folding stocks.
But the main controversy about firearms, like
any other weapon-as-tool, is that they can be used for both good and evil
purposes. (Of course, what the media and the gun control movement choose to
focus on, to the detriment of firearms rights, is all too clear.). Bolton
noted that ATF Special Agent In Charge Jim Cavanaugh himself is cognizant of
the dual use issue that firearms pose to society. In fact, Bolton quotes
Cavanaugh as saying-
"...We need to get all guns out of the
hands of
criminals...In the hands of good
citizens they
are no problem..."
If it were simple as this, there
would be no controversy with this writer. But the issue itself is affected by
the skewed outlook of a variety of public servants who are of a different mind
on deciding what priorities need funding first.
For example, one clearly runs into the rules of
economics in Cavanaugh's further observation that the rounds fired from an SKS
"...would have penetrated vests generally worn by police officers...".
As is well known to firearms activists, it takes an expensive Level IV vest to
stop almost all rifle ammunition, and with the use of ceramic trauma plates to
boot.
But whereas there was a general uproar among
the public for the failure by some Pentagon procurement officers to have
enough modern body armor for the troops in Iraq, there seems to be little
objection when city officials fail to provide comparable armor to police
officers. Somehow the niceties of budgets and allocations seem to be applied
unevenly when domestic politics and law enforcement are involved.
Now, this is not to say that police officers
would enjoy patrolling in the summer wearing the heavy systems capable of
stopping both intermediate and high power rifle cartridges. But it should be
safe to say that they would prefer surviving an armed attack as compared to
not, just as the troops in Iraq do. Thus one could infer that they would wear
the heavier, more capable body armor systems despite the discomfort involved.
Perhaps it is too much to expect from
domestic bureaucracies to put the furnishing of effective body armor ahead of
such critical budget items as marble tabletops, wood paneling, and the
employment of duplicative field staffs. But as long as almost all rifle
ammunition is capable of penetrating most police vests, and that criminals can
obtain firearms from either domestic or foreign sources, then it would seem
prudent to equip police officers with body armor capable of meeting the
current threat. Otherwise firearms activists may just find themselves facing
the possibility of having to choose between their rights and the practical
desire of police officers to be able to go home at night in one piece. Surely
the money for better body armor for law enforcement can be found, given the
nature of the alternative.
Story basis may be found at:
Respectfully,
Anthony Canales
SFVMC-NRA
Copyright 2004 Anthony Canales
All rights reserved.